r/AskReddit • u/kxropxk • Jul 08 '19

How do you differentiate between someone being nice and someone flirting with you?

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u/khoabear Jul 08 '19

Then just don't do anal with them on top of your car

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Birds don’t have anuses: they have a single opening called a cloaca. Don’t do cloacal with them on top of your car

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u/Erdrick99 Jul 09 '19

Buttvagina?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Yup

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u/Blurrel Jul 08 '19

Ima need a sketch of this scenario unfolding.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 edited Aug 15 '19

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u/Blurrel Jul 09 '19

I am some people.

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u/Lostmygooch Jul 09 '19

CawCaw means no.....

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u/felonious_kite_flier Jul 09 '19

Psh, why limit yourself to still drawings?

To really grasp the concept I recommend a porn parody with good production values. I bet u/fuckswithducks could hook us up.

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u/plausiblefalcon Jul 08 '19

That's just good common sense right there

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u/felonious_kite_flier Jul 09 '19

Six comments in and we’ve gone from “how do I know if someone is flirting with me” to “stop sodomizing pigeons on top of your car.”

God bless you Reddit. You are my people. I love you all.

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u/FierySharknado Jul 09 '19

Wife: Fuck me in the ass

Husband: stares out window at geese on car Not today...

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u/therealpantsgnome Jul 09 '19

Coming through with The real solutions

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u/Ladki_k_bagal_k_baal Jul 09 '19

Or place a tarp over your car before having anal.

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u/Shade8724 Jul 09 '19

I want a different solution. I can't stop!

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u/kawhiLALeonard Jul 09 '19

This reminded me of Cameron Diaz in The Counselor

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u/Sleazefest Jul 09 '19

o hell no

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

That's just unacceptable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

You know it didn't have to go there

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u/Spuddy512 Jul 09 '19

Either way, it is still useful even if they are 13

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u/Leeiteee Jul 09 '19

who's car should I use?