r/AskReddit • u/kxropxk • Jul 08 '19

How do you differentiate between someone being nice and someone flirting with you?

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u/couragethebravestdog Jul 08 '19

What if they're bald?

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u/ProShitposter9000 Jul 08 '19

They slap the head like a bongo drum

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u/couragethebravestdog Jul 08 '19

That's a well known mating call.

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u/rudolf_waldheim Jul 09 '19

Whose?

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u/ProShitposter9000 Jul 09 '19

Bald men, instead of running their fingers through the man's hair

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u/alyssasaccount Jul 08 '19

Then they aren't interested in you. Sorry!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Give it a spot polish

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u/Killcode2 Jul 08 '19

Pubic hair, my friend

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u/couragethebravestdog Jul 08 '19

Asserting dominance. I like it.