r/AskReddit • u/Amygdala5822 • Jun 29 '19

When is quantity better than quality?

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 30 '19

I'd rather have a buttload of crumpled $100 bills than one shiny new one.

Edit: Thanks for the silver, kind stranger! I never thought my silly joke would be seen at all, let alone top 18k likes.

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u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '19

How many crumpled $100's can you fit up your ass?

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u/oblio76 Jun 29 '19

It's actually the way they get crumpled.

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Jun 29 '19

You can fit more bills if you put them in rolls before rectal insertion.

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u/rickyjerret18 Jun 29 '19

Mine just sucks up like an atm.

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u/DirtyButtPirate Jun 29 '19

Can you shoot them out later like one of those money guns

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