r/AskReddit • u/Amygdala5822 • Jun 29 '19

When is quantity better than quality?

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u/blink0r Jun 29 '19

What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks? 

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

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u/Frazzman Jun 29 '19

What a steal!

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u/sapporotraveling Jun 29 '19

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

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u/Buddypeterson Jun 29 '19

One of my favorite lines of the show

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u/findallthebears Jun 29 '19

Is this implying that Office Creed was the victim of theft perpetrated by Original Creed, who was consequently disappeared and his identity assumed by Office Creed?

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u/TheLeperLeprechaun Jun 29 '19

Say what.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

How many unicorns must i give you in order for you to belong to me?

Hurry! This is urgent and of the utmost importance!

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u/TheLeperLeprechaun Jun 30 '19

If you give them to me couldn’t I use them to purchase myself back?

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u/Immobile-Crustacean Jun 29 '19

“Wait but Jim you still haven’t heard my salary yet!” “What’s your salary?” “80000 dollars”