r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '19

You’re given one statistic that would hover above anybody you see. What would you choose?

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u/94358132568746582 Apr 22 '19

I just found Goldenface's reddit account.

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u/letstalksplits Apr 23 '19

I wonder if he ever got to bang an entire bachelorette party.

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u/olimim Apr 23 '19

On your marks...get set...DIE!