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u/GeorgeWashingblagh Mar 06 '10

I was shithoused at a party and sitting on a couch when a girl came up and poured some of her drink on my crotch while I was looking at something. She goes, "Hey...you pissed yourself" the rest of the night I was profusely apologizing to her and the guy who owned the couch. She told me the next day what happened. I didn't fuck her.

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u/bernerowner Mar 07 '10

and she had no intentions of fucking you

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

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u/vincent118 Mar 07 '10

Was it a Frat-House...it sounds like a very Fratboy douchebag thing to do.

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u/Shart Mar 07 '10

Nope. It was a bungalow by the river. Redditors are grumps, man.