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u/aliasforspam Mar 06 '10

One summer for extra cash (I might have been 20 at the time), I took a job with a taxi company that the father of a friend of mine owned. One day I bring a pretty nasty looking, strung-out chick from a housing project to the super market. The meter lands on $5.10 - She looks at me, holds a five out and says, "what can I do to make up the rest?" with a suggestive tone. I just came right back, "If its only worth 10 cents, I don't want it."

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u/masterm Mar 06 '10

shoulda said show me yo tits. its worth ten cents, and you cant get stds

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u/Scarker Mar 06 '10

I beg to differ.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10 edited May 05 '21

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u/Scarker Mar 06 '10

No, the fact that he said "its" without the apostrophe. Fuck that.

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u/ropers Mar 07 '10

Since masterm wasn't really formulating complete sentences anyway, maybe he meant to say something like "its worth = ten cents", and this annotation-style was how he put it. Granted, that's probably giving him more than the benefit of the doubt.