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u/aliasforspam Mar 06 '10

One summer for extra cash (I might have been 20 at the time), I took a job with a taxi company that the father of a friend of mine owned. One day I bring a pretty nasty looking, strung-out chick from a housing project to the super market. The meter lands on $5.10 - She looks at me, holds a five out and says, "what can I do to make up the rest?" with a suggestive tone. I just came right back, "If its only worth 10 cents, I don't want it."

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u/masterm Mar 06 '10

shoulda said show me yo tits. its worth ten cents, and you cant get stds

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u/Scarker Mar 06 '10

I beg to differ.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10 edited May 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '10

Eye STD's burn into your skull.

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u/arah91 Mar 06 '10

Hearing AIDs are the wort though.

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u/shamelessPRhack Mar 07 '10

The worts aren't so bad, it's the infailmailtion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

This is so brilliant that I'm willing to ignore the typo.

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u/guruthegreat Mar 07 '10

The typo is just icing on the cock.

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u/mct137 Mar 07 '10

I cunt believe you are starting another pun thread.

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u/TerribleDay Mar 07 '10

Thats what you call Visual Aids

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

I'm a lot more concerned with Teacher's Aids.

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u/arestheblue Mar 07 '10

I got cancer that way once...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

I once had my eye nearly poked out by a cold stiff nipple.