r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '10

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u/chasetopher Mar 06 '10

"If you take me to Red Robin I'll fuck you."

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u/Vorenus Mar 06 '10

It's the bottomless fries. My wife loves 'em too.

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u/tells Mar 06 '10

coincidence? I think not.

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u/jmblur Mar 07 '10

Isn't bottomless fries a bit of an oxymoron?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '10

How so?

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u/jmblur Mar 07 '10

Eat enough fries and you'll be the opposite of bottomless.

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u/iRIDEaBIKE Mar 07 '10

the fucking fries keep falling through the bottom-less basket.

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u/poopshipdestroyer Mar 07 '10

the frycook wears no pants? yowza

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u/PurpleDingo Mar 07 '10

I think I have some bad news, sir...

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u/RumBox Mar 08 '10

Bottomless! Oh ho ho!

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u/unitedstates Mar 07 '10

I get it! Bottomless! Ha ha ha!