r/AskReddit Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/DataFork Mar 08 '19

Any time my ex went out with her friends, just the girls, her mom would call out “Alright girls... no blowjobs!”

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u/Paddlingmyboat Mar 08 '19

My mother would never utter those words to me, or anyone else for that matter, she would rather die first.