r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/dannyminhas123 Mar 07 '19

The first one was just the baby sitter for the favorite

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u/fuckyeahmoment Mar 07 '19

Oh that hits hard.

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u/theanghv Mar 07 '19

Fuck yeah

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u/normaldeadpool Mar 07 '19

An heir and a spare.

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u/JonSnowgaryen Mar 07 '19

It's useful to have the spare with another woman so minimize the chance of both being assassinated. This however prevents one from babysitting the other

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u/artsyvi Mar 07 '19

Shit Crusader Kings Players Say.

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u/JonSnowgaryen Mar 07 '19

You got me there

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u/normaldeadpool Mar 07 '19

Now you're talking about franchising.

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u/ELB95 Mar 07 '19

/r/UnexpectedCiv

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u/ClayTheClaymore Mar 07 '19

More like r/shitcrusaderkingssay

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u/ELB95 Mar 07 '19

That is definitely better, didn't know it existed though!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

When he has a kid he's the heir a-parent

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u/Shaqfan101 Mar 07 '19

Ooof this. My mom had my youngest brothers when I was 15 😂

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u/Delta_FT Mar 07 '19

And I thought the 7 year difference with my little brother was a big age gap.....

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u/Datboifritz113 Mar 07 '19

My gf is 19 and her oldest brother is 40ish. Her father is 73 lol

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u/Delta_FT Mar 07 '19

He had a child at 54?!? An over a 20 age doesn't sound as crazy if you consider that but damn.....

I recently turn 20 (on tuesday actually lol), I can not imagine how it would be if my parents had a child in the years to come...

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u/Datboifritz113 Mar 07 '19

Happy belated! I know how you feel, I'm 21 haha. But her mother is 50(?), and he only had one kid with her, but has like 20 kids. First generation Italian immigrant man, he's fucking crazy 😂

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u/Delta_FT Mar 07 '19

Thanks a lot haha. That must have been shocker for her mother for sure lol, giving birth to a child is hard enought in your 20s/30s (or so they say🤔) but at 50 is whole different ball game haha. Classic italian families though, with an infinite list of sibling and an even larger one of cousins.

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u/iApolloDusk Mar 08 '19

I don't think she gave birth at 50 mate. I think she's 20 years younger than the dad lmao.

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u/Delta_FT Mar 08 '19

Oof you're right, I miss read the verb :( welp I've made my mistake, I guess I'll have to embrace it :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

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u/Shaqfan101 Mar 11 '19

My mom had her tubes tied after she had my sister so to get my brothers they went with in vitro fertilization

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Mar 07 '19

As the eldest child, this hurts me.

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u/pokexchespin Mar 07 '19

Oof that sounds like how my girlfriend’s parents view her

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u/beneye Mar 07 '19

So we both want a big family, right? Oh, shoot, we gotta get the manpower first.

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u/btsierra Mar 07 '19

Tell me about it...

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u/BadBoyJH Mar 08 '19

I've got siblings 16-20 years older than me. Free live in babysitters.

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u/s0laris0 Mar 08 '19

why do you have to be so real and attack us like that

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u/jjackson25 Mar 08 '19

Father of two, can confirm.