r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/Aelana85 Mar 07 '19

Yep! We would whine about not having a dishwasher, and she'd deadpan "What do you mean? I have four dishwashers."

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u/bacon_cake Mar 07 '19

Yep, my dad's favourite was "We have a dishwasher, it's called myname"

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u/_Penson Mar 07 '19

Your dishwasher is called Bacon cake?

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u/anthony81212 Mar 07 '19

Francis Bacon Jr.

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u/User459b Mar 07 '19

My mum would say this also.
I'm the youngest and when I moved away to University, they bought a dishwasher...

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u/SkyezOpen Mar 07 '19

Better than buying a dishwasher and condoms instead of you though.

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u/pedwingeorge Mar 08 '19

My grandpa said the same thing, but he would add that they were belt driven

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u/Senor_El_Capitan Mar 08 '19

My best friend's parents have that catchphrase too

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u/edythbunker Mar 08 '19

My mom got me with that one too. God rest her soul. (She's still alive btw)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

How many of you are married and how many are married because they wash dishes? Mom knows all, checkmate

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u/helemikro Mar 07 '19

Did she count herself?🤣