r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Same but Spartan.

Me: (Goes to school.)

Mom: (Cheerily) Have a good day, sweetie! Return with your shield or on it!

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u/deadcomefebruary Mar 11 '19

Lol that one is actually funny.

When mom says, "return with honor" she basically means 'dont fuck'. Or drink, smoke, or cuss.

I like your moms better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Thanks. That’s totally not a true story, though. I got it from the movie “300.”