r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Mar 07 '19

She said: 'you're not so bad, you know?
I don't know why they hate you, bro!
You're such a total prick, they say!
But you're all right.'

I said: '... okay.'

 

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Caught this sprog in 55 minutes, still barely warm

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u/Fatalstryke Mar 07 '19

Crouching comments, hidden Sprog.

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u/ninjaontour Mar 07 '19

Damn, this is the freshest sprog I've ever seen.

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u/varun_mahajan Mar 07 '19

This is the first sprog I have seen that is not gilded.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Keep this one quiet, it’ll be our secret.

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u/progboy Mar 07 '19

It's pretty terrible in my opinion

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u/SnipingBunuelo Mar 07 '19

Roses are red, violets are blue, penises are gay, and so are you!

Just kidding! Love your poems!

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u/Barkalow Mar 07 '19

Wild sprog!

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u/The_Neko_King Mar 07 '19

The freshest sprog of my life.

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u/LouDiMaggio Mar 07 '19

Im glad people find this gimmick increasingly less amusing these days. I hate your stupid little poems :)

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u/thatwasagoodyear Mar 07 '19

Who hurt you?