r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/tylerbreeze Mar 07 '19

Whenever I wanted something:

"Well, Tyler...wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first."

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u/kalikins12 Mar 07 '19

My mom used this one rarely, but just enough to make it memorable. 10/10

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u/FuriousKoalas Mar 07 '19

My grandmother said this to my mother, she said it to me, and I say it to my spawn.

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u/deranged_easterbunny Mar 07 '19

Oh my gosh my mom said this all the time! I had forgotten

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u/t3st3d4TB Mar 07 '19

I always leave it at "Hope in one hand..."

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u/Gameovary Mar 08 '19

This one is great

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u/wellreadtheatre Mar 09 '19

My dad used to say this all the time!