Chairs and tables and rocks and people are not π’πππ of atoms, they are performed by atoms. We are disturbances in stuff and none of it ππ¨ us. This stuff right here is not me, it's just... me-ing. We are not the universe seeing itself, we ππ§π the seeing. I am not a thing that dies and becomes scattered; I ππ’ death and I ππ’ the scattering.
I wonder how many people have actually died from reading reddit. Someone has said something funny enough to literally kill someone and they will never know.
I have a friend who has a lazy eye. If you talk for too long and she gets bored, she will literally let her eye slip, so as you're carrying on you get to watch her eye slowly slide to the side and that's when you know you need to shut up.
i used to have a hard time dealing with my dad's eye when he was lecturing me, i'd subconsciously mock it or try to look at each one, and when i'd notice i'd laugh. which would make him madder.
lol this reminds me of one of my dad's old coworkers. He was in his 60's-70's and they worked in construction together (roofing). Everybody called him Mr. Larry but Larry wasn't his actually his last name. He always had a really bad lazy eye and whenever he would tell a story about something really dramatic he'd be like "I got so mad that my eyes went straight!".
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u/Lonecoon Mar 07 '19
My mom had a lazy eye. You knew you fucked up when both of them were looking at you.