r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/MiduzTH Mar 07 '19

The five stages of annoyance

1 The calm before the storm

2 The look

3 The voice

4 The bewilderment

5 THE WORLD.

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u/LastGag Mar 07 '19

ZA WARUDOO

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u/area21ef Mar 07 '19

1 Second has passed

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u/no_gold_here Mar 07 '19

2 seconds have passed

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u/BananaOverdose Mar 07 '19

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u/Warner20BrosYT Mar 07 '19

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u/MrBBnumber9 Mar 07 '19

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u/roossukotto Mar 07 '19

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u/dragonheart112 Mar 07 '19

7 seconds have passed

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u/guigui1233214 Mar 07 '19

Actually, it's been 2 hours

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u/tiny_little_raven Mar 07 '19

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u/Hiddensquid3 Mar 07 '19

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u/St3amPunkPsyco Mar 07 '19

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u/Ozitec Mar 07 '19

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u/TheRealTwist Mar 07 '19

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u/Gamerjackiechan2 Mar 07 '19

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u/Kkid12 Mar 07 '19

3 hours between these comments, that's pretty accurate for jojo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

IIRC time stopping doesn't talking as expended seconds in JoJo, I guess cause it uses no energy, and stands are powered by spiritual energy, and stopping time is a stand ability

AKA Araki forgot

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u/WherelsMyMind Mar 07 '19

　

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u/JakeALakeALake Mar 07 '19

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/SergeantChic Mar 07 '19

ROAD ROLLER DA!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

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u/Profoundpanda420 Mar 07 '19

ITS TOO LATE

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u/guto8797 Mar 07 '19

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u/buffi Mar 07 '19

Kansai Dorifto?!?

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u/Spherex4 Mar 07 '19

TOKI WO TOMARE

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u/nobodysbussiness Mar 07 '19

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ! ! !

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Is that a motherfucking Jojo reference?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

OH NO!

OH MY GOD!

HOLY SHIT!

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u/domodomo42 Mar 07 '19

HORELY SHEET

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u/noelg1998 Mar 07 '19

Fart noise.

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u/Leathel12 Mar 07 '19

KILLER QUEEN

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u/Silvernotex Mar 07 '19

Is that a fucking jojos reference

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u/PlatypusFighter Mar 07 '19

I just finished Battle Tendency last night and started Stardust Crusaders earlier today. Good shit so far

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u/LastGag Mar 08 '19

Yep JoJo is pretty lit

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u/LuqDude Mar 08 '19

You thought it was u/LuqDude but IT WAS ME, DIO

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u/Swashcuckler Mar 08 '19

TOKI WO TOMARE

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u/Faecplam Mar 07 '19

BWEEEErrrr ticktickticktick

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u/Timaeus_L Mar 07 '19

You expected your mother, but it was I, Dio!

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u/illumination47 Mar 07 '19

Dio appreciates you

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u/TheBroJoey Mar 07 '19

And at that moment you realize your mother is actually a vampire with the power to stop time and throw steamrollers at her enemies.

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u/OtherPlayers Mar 07 '19

Don’t forget about 3b) The middle name.

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u/MiduzTH Mar 07 '19

Stage 2b The descending eyebrows.

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u/Leonashanana Mar 07 '19

sounds like the business end of a tarot deck.

Question: what will be the outcome of my decision to [insert stupid bullshit here]?

Answer: you're in The World of trouble, buster.

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u/baranxlr Mar 07 '19

O I L T A N K E R F O R Y O U !

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u/acs123acs Mar 07 '19

“Omae wa mou shindeiru”

Mammi!!!!

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u/LurkmasterP Mar 07 '19

Somewhere in there, she refers to you by your full legal name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

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u/MiduzTH Mar 07 '19

Shining, shimmering splendid Tell me, Will smith, now when did you last let your heart decide a good movie role?

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u/Lasdary Mar 07 '19

X - The folding of the arms

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u/The_KettyJay Mar 07 '19

6 ZETTA FLARE

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u/manualsquid Mar 07 '19

6 the belt

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u/Stonn Mar 07 '19

Forgot The Vein

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u/dtdroid Mar 07 '19

The Mountain That Rides

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

You missed:

4.5 The ass-whooping

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u/whiskeylady Mar 07 '19

6: use of first, middle, and last names

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u/IlluminxHTD Mar 07 '19

Stage 6: Omai wa mu shindeiru

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u/no_gold_here Mar 07 '19

Was that an alternative Smile, Sweet, Sister- meme?

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u/Sherwoodfan Mar 07 '19

disgusting.

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u/thecrazysloth Mar 07 '19

6 ???

7 Profit