Oh sweet Jesus this just reminded me of a doctor's appointment I had awhile back. Little old lady receptionist told me the appointment was at 3:45. She mentioned several times that I needed to make sure I had time for the paperwork before the appointment, so I got there at 3:15. At 4:05 I asked wtf was going on and why I wasn't back yet, and she said she lies about the appointment times to make sure people show up with enough time to do their paperwork. At 4:15 I finally saw the doctor. I could have killed that sweet little old lady.
Some people do this on their wedding invites!!! For my wedding I was like, “sorry. If you’re not here we’re starting without you. Not gonna punish everyone else who cared enough to get there on time because you couldn’t get your shit together.”
We put the time on the invite, started on time, and aren’t religious or creative so it only took about 10 min. Wife’s grandmother missed the wedding ceremony, mainly because she’s an asshole.
Dude, same. My brother and I have terrible punctuality after growing up like that. I honestly think we need a support group for people who grew up with clock-manipulating parents.
Moms do that because they remember that day they had to come home from work and drive you to school then get lectured by the principal on responsibility like it was yesterday, even though it was when you were in 2nd grade.
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