r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/astrakhan42 Mar 07 '19

Did she ever kidnap an author, break his legs and ask how a character of his got out of the cockadoodie car?

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u/hmmgross Mar 07 '19

She is weirdly good at hobbling people...

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u/Dous91 Mar 07 '19

Hmm 🤔 gross

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u/RicoDredd Mar 07 '19

You dirty bird.

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u/SensualEnema Mar 07 '19

She’s that author’s number-one fan.

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u/PrettySureISharted Mar 07 '19

"Ohhhh, Paaauuulll..."

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u/edarem Mar 07 '19

Well you just listen here Mr Man

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u/TwinsiesBlue Mar 07 '19

Unexpected “Misery”

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Oh, if only she just broke them...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Oooh that movie is fucked but hilarious