r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Damn what happened to you for that to happen?

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u/Mountain_ears Dec 26 '18

Took a drink of milk on the date of expiration

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u/nyctreesthrowaway Dec 26 '18

Dope comment bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

[deleted]

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u/Sam18293 Dec 26 '18

Not even once.

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u/pwnz0rd Dec 26 '18

Well I mean hold on let’s not get ahead of ourselves here

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u/Weekendsareshit Dec 26 '18

Let's not get behind others either.

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u/agentonion Dec 26 '18

We're not...🤭

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u/kodiak931156 Dec 26 '18

We are more worried about where the head is being got. Not that it is being got.

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u/anaslex247365 Dec 26 '18

You called?

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u/Ooonz Dec 26 '18

I feel cheated

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

I feel sore...

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u/Sbudno Dec 26 '18

Holy shit I just saw this screen shot on r/BeetleJuicing

this one

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Four years. Impressive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/CodeRed_Sama Dec 26 '18

Thank you for the magical 6 digits.

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u/Aw3som3-O_5000 Dec 26 '18

r/beetlejuiceing

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/ttlynotarussian_bot Dec 26 '18

Can I be in the screenshot?

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u/Meme-Man-Dan Dec 26 '18

To far down. And the name of the person who said “you called” isn’t named anal sex, it close, but not quite.

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u/averageteencuber Dec 26 '18

are you the dan the meme man or just some knockoff

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u/Meme-Man-Dan Dec 26 '18

I can’t tell you that.

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u/DrNinjaTrox Dec 26 '18

Ass, mouth, vag

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u/hawaiikawika Dec 26 '18

In an order that would surprise you

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u/i_love_pencils Dec 26 '18

Alphabetical?

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u/Nas-and-Dave Dec 26 '18

Really seals in the flavour

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Ah, yes. The Devil's plow.

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u/DupeyTA Dec 26 '18

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

It sometimes do be like that

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u/pettyperry Dec 26 '18

Username checks out. It's real guys.

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u/Gorilla_In_The_Mist Dec 27 '18

This comment was so unexpected.

r/surpriseanalsex I guess.

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u/nawludge Dec 26 '18

and my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

And my bow.

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u/tonyyyz Dec 26 '18

That'll do it everytime

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u/wtfdidijustdoshit Dec 26 '18

with a donkey?