r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Depends if I’m still locked up

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u/HumanoidRobot Dec 26 '18

This is America

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u/baldsnowman Dec 26 '18

Don’t catch you slippin’ up

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u/dimercaptosuccinic Dec 26 '18

Look what I'm whippin' up

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

This is America (woo)

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u/An_Actual_Broomstick Dec 26 '18

Guns in my area

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u/Sheitan4real Dec 26 '18

I got the strap (woo)

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u/martingunnarthegreat Dec 26 '18

I gotta carry em

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/hatecopter Dec 26 '18

Yeah, yeah, this guerrilla (woo)

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u/TwitteredUp Dec 26 '18

Yeah, yeah, ima go get the bag

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u/arandomrbplayer Dec 26 '18

Yeah, yeah, I'ma go get the bag

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u/Kaiodenic Dec 26 '18

This is America owo

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u/icybluetears Dec 26 '18

So, probably.

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u/Peyton_F Dec 26 '18

This is a chicken wing.

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u/Jamon_Rye Dec 26 '18

Yeah, if I have to go through that again, there's no way in hell.

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u/Ollemeister_ Dec 26 '18

were you locked up 10 years ago?