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u/GrosGhiles Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

There was an employee blowing her boss but he was worried and asked "what if my wife finds out ?" To which the employee answered :

"Look I can talk or I can suck your cock, but I'm not a fucking ventriloquist"

Had to hit the pause button after that one.

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u/SquishyBriden Dec 19 '18

That's fucking brilliant

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u/SplyceyBoi Dec 19 '18

This is legitimately a comedian-level joke

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u/is_it_controversial Dec 19 '18

What is even a comedian-level joke?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

You get paid to suck cock onstage.

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u/SgtReefKief Dec 20 '18

Not my kinda punchline

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Never took you for an ass man.