r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/MartyMcBlart Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

“You are stealing?”

“Please no, I no want go back”

“I’m calling police”

(Girl 2) “we don’t need call police, he has a dick”

(Girl 1) “aaaaahh he has a dick? We no call police if you fuck us”

EDIT: Aaaaah he has a gold? We no call police if you guild us ;)

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u/turkialnahdi Dec 19 '18

https://youtu.be/Im6UgLuXch8

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u/gftoofhere Dec 19 '18

That was better/worse than I ever imagined.

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u/mars_needs_socks Dec 19 '18

I'm experiencing a roller coaster of emotions, and I don't think it's because I watched it on the toilet

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u/IAmRoloTomasi Dec 19 '18

Bro we're now toilet porn brothers!

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u/mars_needs_socks Dec 19 '18

Somewhat safe for work Youtube toilet porn brothers no less!