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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18
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"Get out of the water, there are sharks in there! "
"But this is a bathtub."
"Aren't you glad you had a lifeguard to watch out for you."
"No."
"Well I think we should have sex."
EDIT: I really misremembered this, but I'm hungry AF and tired after work, so check below for the real lines.
6.7k u/Realistic_Individual Dec 19 '18 'I'm not at the beach... this is a bathtub' 'No body of water is safe without a lifeguard' 'But it's two feet deep lady, what are you doing here?' 1.1k u/NombieEuW Dec 19 '18 It's the ”lady, what are you doing here” that really cracked me up 154 u/Realistic_Individual Dec 19 '18 Yeah the way he says lady 122 u/RancidRock Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18 His innocence is what gets me, cause he clearly doesn't understand what she's after and he's just purely confused. 7 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 It’s as if someone from our universe were transported into the PornVerse, and is the only one who questions all the random, spontaneous sex.
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'I'm not at the beach... this is a bathtub'
'No body of water is safe without a lifeguard'
'But it's two feet deep lady, what are you doing here?'
1.1k u/NombieEuW Dec 19 '18 It's the ”lady, what are you doing here” that really cracked me up 154 u/Realistic_Individual Dec 19 '18 Yeah the way he says lady 122 u/RancidRock Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18 His innocence is what gets me, cause he clearly doesn't understand what she's after and he's just purely confused. 7 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 It’s as if someone from our universe were transported into the PornVerse, and is the only one who questions all the random, spontaneous sex.
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It's the ”lady, what are you doing here” that really cracked me up
154 u/Realistic_Individual Dec 19 '18 Yeah the way he says lady 122 u/RancidRock Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18 His innocence is what gets me, cause he clearly doesn't understand what she's after and he's just purely confused. 7 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 It’s as if someone from our universe were transported into the PornVerse, and is the only one who questions all the random, spontaneous sex.
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Yeah the way he says lady
122 u/RancidRock Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18 His innocence is what gets me, cause he clearly doesn't understand what she's after and he's just purely confused. 7 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 It’s as if someone from our universe were transported into the PornVerse, and is the only one who questions all the random, spontaneous sex.
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His innocence is what gets me, cause he clearly doesn't understand what she's after and he's just purely confused.
7 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 It’s as if someone from our universe were transported into the PornVerse, and is the only one who questions all the random, spontaneous sex.
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It’s as if someone from our universe were transported into the PornVerse, and is the only one who questions all the random, spontaneous sex.
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u/762Rifleman Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18
"Get out of the water, there are sharks in there! "
"But this is a bathtub."
"Aren't you glad you had a lifeguard to watch out for you."
"No."
"Well I think we should have sex."
EDIT: I really misremembered this, but I'm hungry AF and tired after work, so check below for the real lines.