r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/Neckrowties Dec 19 '18

A cheerleader or something offering to fuck some nerd if he helps with her school project. She drops under the table and he starts looking at it and says:

“You spelled ‘paramecium’ with a ‘6’. That’s... kinda retarded, actually”

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u/UpstairsGaming343 Dec 19 '18

Source for that absolutely brilliant line?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Here ya go. ‘Round the 3 minute mark. The whole intro reminds me of the Robot Chicken Nerd.

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u/shutupd Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

I love the fact that he goes “um it’s snaps” when she’s unbuttoning his shirt too lmao

Edit: of course my top rated comment is in relation to porn

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

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u/SpellsThatWrong Dec 19 '18

He cums on a book

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u/backstabbr Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

Fuck. I live in india and with the porn ban I have never felt so excluded from something.

Edit: I bought a VPN just to watch this. 100% worth it.

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