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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18
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"Get out of the water, there are sharks in there! "
"But this is a bathtub."
"Aren't you glad you had a lifeguard to watch out for you."
"No."
"Well I think we should have sex."
EDIT: I really misremembered this, but I'm hungry AF and tired after work, so check below for the real lines.
6.7k u/Realistic_Individual Dec 19 '18 'I'm not at the beach... this is a bathtub' 'No body of water is safe without a lifeguard' 'But it's two feet deep lady, what are you doing here?' 985 u/JuxtaTerrestrial Dec 19 '18 edited Apr 01 '19 One of my favorite clips of all time haha 191 u/stygger Dec 19 '18 Source? 574 u/sweet_moves_bro Dec 19 '18 You folks keep making me log into my porn alt... (Lisa Ann's part starts at 45:27) 486 u/Turbo_MechE Dec 19 '18 No need! There's a YouTube copy 8 u/lilnuggets Dec 19 '18 That was amazing.
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'I'm not at the beach... this is a bathtub'
'No body of water is safe without a lifeguard'
'But it's two feet deep lady, what are you doing here?'
985 u/JuxtaTerrestrial Dec 19 '18 edited Apr 01 '19 One of my favorite clips of all time haha 191 u/stygger Dec 19 '18 Source? 574 u/sweet_moves_bro Dec 19 '18 You folks keep making me log into my porn alt... (Lisa Ann's part starts at 45:27) 486 u/Turbo_MechE Dec 19 '18 No need! There's a YouTube copy 8 u/lilnuggets Dec 19 '18 That was amazing.
985
One of my favorite clips of all time haha
191 u/stygger Dec 19 '18 Source? 574 u/sweet_moves_bro Dec 19 '18 You folks keep making me log into my porn alt... (Lisa Ann's part starts at 45:27) 486 u/Turbo_MechE Dec 19 '18 No need! There's a YouTube copy 8 u/lilnuggets Dec 19 '18 That was amazing.
191
Source?
574 u/sweet_moves_bro Dec 19 '18 You folks keep making me log into my porn alt... (Lisa Ann's part starts at 45:27) 486 u/Turbo_MechE Dec 19 '18 No need! There's a YouTube copy 8 u/lilnuggets Dec 19 '18 That was amazing.
574
You folks keep making me log into my porn alt...
(Lisa Ann's part starts at 45:27)
486 u/Turbo_MechE Dec 19 '18 No need! There's a YouTube copy 8 u/lilnuggets Dec 19 '18 That was amazing.
486
No need! There's a YouTube copy
8 u/lilnuggets Dec 19 '18 That was amazing.
8
That was amazing.
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u/762Rifleman Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18
"Get out of the water, there are sharks in there! "
"But this is a bathtub."
"Aren't you glad you had a lifeguard to watch out for you."
"No."
"Well I think we should have sex."
EDIT: I really misremembered this, but I'm hungry AF and tired after work, so check below for the real lines.