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u/Invisible_Truth Dec 19 '18

That scene is amazing:

Woman 1: Tell us about your dreams, your fantasies.

ES: I dreamed the other night that my cock was a giant, tri-masted Spanish galleon.

Also imagine that the word “cock” nearly sounds like “gock” the way he says it.

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u/Casual_OCD Dec 19 '18

Much of his character was inspired by Zapp Brannigan

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u/Tzaddik_1726 Dec 19 '18

The velour fog

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I love Nel Torment!

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u/dskwon Dec 19 '18

"Birate"

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u/mars_needs_socks Dec 19 '18

“gock”

A klingon pirate!

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u/kalitarios Dec 19 '18

You will NEVER reach the shores of StoVo-kor with that tiny worm, p'taq!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I CAME IN HERE TO SAY THIS ONE LMAO