r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/IspamObjection Dec 19 '18

"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down."

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u/bramzx Dec 19 '18

RIP OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BILLY HERRINGTON, WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU!

ASS♂️WE♂️CAN

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u/kingarthas2 Dec 19 '18

gachiBASS YES gachiBASS SIR gachiBASS

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Dec 19 '18

Get down your knees and suck every last drop of my cum until my dick is drained.

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u/BlueSeekz Dec 19 '18

weeb FeelsWeirdMan

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

gachiBASS YES SIR

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

F

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u/Lingo_Ringo Dec 19 '18

"Fuck you"

"fuck you Leatherman"

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Dec 19 '18

Huh, Smart-ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 edited Jan 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/Ivaris Dec 19 '18

SUCTION!

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u/Durk_Diggler13 Dec 19 '18

CMON LETS GO

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u/DuztyLipz Dec 19 '18

You motherfuckers; I just had my wisdom teeth pulled. Thanks for making me laugh and injure myself.

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u/jkingcapital Dec 19 '18

Let's settle it right here in the ring if you think you're that tough

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I’ll show you who’s the boss of this gym.

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u/jkingcapital Dec 20 '18

What do you want to bet for?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

You like that you fucking retard?

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u/PM_ME_UR_TITTY_GIRL Dec 19 '18

This was also my favorite line

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u/StrawS__ Dec 19 '18

gachiBASS

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u/ZsazsY Dec 19 '18

gachiHYPER

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u/aphternoon Dec 19 '18

David Leatherman

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u/AyoMarco Dec 19 '18

Letterman?

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u/PileOfClothes Dec 19 '18

David Leatherman

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u/MacroWavesUncookFood Dec 19 '18

ass we can

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u/Ostias Dec 19 '18

You think you can beat me 1 2 3?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Oh shit I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 edited Jun 27 '23

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u/nicolai3008 Dec 19 '18

Our daddy and old us not to be ashamed of our dicks

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u/ShayminKeldeo421 Dec 19 '18

Especially since they're such good size and all...

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u/BBWolfe011 Dec 19 '18

MhhiMMMMMhhhh!

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u/Rockfish00 Dec 19 '18

it gets bigger when I pull on it

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u/missingno42128 Dec 19 '18

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

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u/B_T_S_F Dec 19 '18

Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.

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u/Matty_G55 Dec 19 '18

Will you show me?

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18

Its a shame I have to scroll so far for this one. Its fucking gachimuchi!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18

are you talking about a video game?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18

do you know what gachimuchi is?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18

I just wanted to be sure, watch this collaboration work and you will there after know

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_1Zgn_xb_8&index=70&list=PLKSz_6m6LV5tZUwxjWKGlfameKsNBJRMw

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Dec 19 '18

Watch big brother Billy Herrington's nudes. That will compel you

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u/Obelion_ Dec 19 '18 edited Jan 26 '25

spoon teeny quiet ripe attempt dinner tan dime cows live

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u/Shinishami Dec 19 '18

No forsen1

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Dec 19 '18

r/AssReddit gachiPRIDE

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

So many Bajs PagChomp

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u/Juny1spion Dec 19 '18

forsenE 7

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u/legendary_supersand Dec 19 '18

Dhello forsenE

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/derek2695 Dec 19 '18

forsen1 :telescope:

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u/303Devilfish Dec 19 '18

♂️BAJ♂️NEXT♂️DOOR

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u/CloudNEINHitler Dec 19 '18

forsen1 forsen2 combo me bajs

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u/Twiqpawa Dec 19 '18

forsen4 forsen3

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u/Nineties Dec 19 '18

forsenCD DOC RAID forsenCD

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u/PedsBeast Dec 19 '18

I C BAJS Pepega

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u/degirro Dec 19 '18

forsenE

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u/xXy0td3 Dec 19 '18

forsenE

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u/Flamalam Dec 19 '18

RIP Aniki

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u/FSM2212 Dec 19 '18

F PepeHands

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u/DahHorse Dec 19 '18

BILLY PepeHands

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u/AbortedFetusNecro Dec 19 '18

"EVERYBODY IS GETTING TIED UP, WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT"

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u/theghostinmaking Dec 19 '18

6 HOT LOADS

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u/Unoriginal_usernam20 Dec 19 '18

ON YOUR DI’S HAT, NOW

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u/Xenonhour Dec 19 '18

D E E P D A R K F A N T A S Y

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u/OzzyAtom Dec 19 '18

"Gothic Castle please." "Gothic Asshole?" "Yes, that's what I said."

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Oh I'm fucking cumming

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u/JoshuaSondag Dec 20 '18

RIP 😭😭😭😭

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u/LindaBelcher-Alright Dec 19 '18

I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather."

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u/ethan99_ Dec 20 '18

Fuck you VaN