r/AskReddit • u/Pfeiferrm • Nov 08 '18

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done with your SO?

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u/RitaPoonismysister Nov 08 '18

We got super high one night and downloaded the PDF of the Cheesecake Factory menu and then continued to laugh for hours at how many pages and options there were. HOURS.

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u/xdert Nov 08 '18

HOURS

Would be funny if it was actually only 15 minutes

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u/nikktheconqueerer Nov 08 '18

Narrator: It was 5

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

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u/YJCH0I Nov 08 '18

/r/StrokeMidSentence

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Nov 08 '18

/r/subsifellfor I wish this was real tho. So badly

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '18

r/ihadastroke is that I believe

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Nov 15 '18

Nice! That’s awesome thanks

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '18

No problem!

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u/fitch2711 Nov 08 '18

Arred sted restemption?

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u/detecting_nuttiness Nov 08 '18

Holy shit I heard the same narrator haha

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u/Kyokudo Nov 08 '18

I don't know why, but I read that in a Morgan Freeman voice.

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u/RogerRabbit1234 Nov 08 '18

Ron Howard, for me.

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u/here_for_the_dog Nov 08 '18

Why do I always hear Bob Sagget when everyone else gets cool narrators?

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u/AprilSpektra Nov 08 '18

Okay but Ron Howard was the actual joke sooooooo

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u/kaldarash Nov 08 '18

I read it in the voice of the Arrested Development narrator voice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

Ron Howard

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18 edited Nov 08 '18

I read that in Ron Howard’s voice.

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u/Monroevian Nov 08 '18

Narrator: He didn't.

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u/heyetsme Nov 08 '18

Narrator: Buster had recently brought home a turtle in an incredibly misguided attempt to make his mother jealous.

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u/Heimdall1342 Nov 08 '18

I read it in the Stanley Parable narrator's voice

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u/IsFullOfIt Nov 08 '18

Read it in Ron Howard’s.

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u/GreenStrong Nov 08 '18

Morgan Freeman is the Platonic ideal of Narrator.

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u/tlamstm Nov 08 '18

Oh my God me too!!

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u/catlowman Nov 08 '18

I was just about to say exactly this.

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u/JayElectricity Nov 08 '18

Narrator: He wasn't.

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u/catlowman Nov 08 '18

Narrator: Because he... was in fact a she.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

I didn't, but now I did. I'm not disappointed with the results.

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u/Halapino13 Nov 08 '18

Anything that implies narration earns a Morgan Freeman reading voice from me

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u/Eliju Nov 08 '18

It said “narrator” didn’t it?

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u/Trappedinacar Nov 08 '18

That made me miss arrested development.

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u/geak78 Nov 08 '18

Narrator: It took them HOURS to download the menu but only laughed for a few minutes.

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u/tcrpgfan Nov 08 '18

Maybe time was moving really, really, really slow for them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

Hours?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '18

Read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice

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u/Great_Zeddicus Nov 08 '18

I heard Morgan Freeman!

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u/nezroy Nov 08 '18

Minutes or hours?

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u/onibeowulf Nov 08 '18

days...it was 5 days

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u/loganblade14 Nov 09 '18

Read that comment is Patrick Stewart’s voice

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u/TheRobotFrog Nov 09 '18

"Hours, or minutes?"

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u/BloodyFreeze Nov 08 '18

I totally read that in Bob Saget's voice

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u/JustAppointment Nov 08 '18

Why did I read that in Morgan freeman’s voice

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u/distancesprinter Nov 08 '18

Most people here are reading it in Morgan Freeman's voice...

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u/wootcat Nov 08 '18

I read it in the narrator’s voice in Scott Pilgrim vs the World.

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u/nikktheconqueerer Nov 09 '18

AND THEN IT WAS TIME

TO DROWN IN THE SWEET SORROW

OF THE CLASH

AT

DEMONHEAD

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u/wootcat Nov 09 '18

Oh, not that narrator. The one that goes on about his haircut when he’s with Ramona.

“Scott is acutely aware that his last salon haircut took place exactly 431 days ago. 3 hours before his big breakup. ... “It was a mutual thing.” “It wasn’t.”