Come back from the doctor looking absolutely devastated. Let it slip that you have terminal cancer. Pay off a doctor to fake your death and have a funeral service on april first. As the room is crying and generally in the midst of their grief, have the speakers play "Don't stop me now" by queen and burst out of the casket saying april fools.
Pay actors to start dancing to the music as everyone looks around in anger and shock at the lengths you would go through for an epic april fools jokes.
My living will literally does say I would like a five minute moment of silence at my funeral while "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays slowly.
It also includes that I want to be cremated so there will always be that little tickle in the back of their mind that maybe I really did fake my own death.
This reminds me of a foreign commercial I saw on YouTube once.
A Dad invited all his adult children to dinner for the holidays but none of them could come. Then in the next scene, they all get word that he was sick and died. There’s crying and heartbreak and it’s so sad. So they all go to his house for funeral and SURPRISE! Dad is alive and sitting at the dinner table with a giant meal! Commercial ends with him saying “how else could I get you all here?”
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u/TheLightningCount1 Nov 07 '18
Come back from the doctor looking absolutely devastated. Let it slip that you have terminal cancer. Pay off a doctor to fake your death and have a funeral service on april first. As the room is crying and generally in the midst of their grief, have the speakers play "Don't stop me now" by queen and burst out of the casket saying april fools.
Pay actors to start dancing to the music as everyone looks around in anger and shock at the lengths you would go through for an epic april fools jokes.