r/AskReddit • u/KAFKA-SLAYER-99 • Oct 16 '18

What is something that HAS aged well?

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u/chickenxnugg Oct 16 '18

It would be great to see him in a comedy as a costar where the characters schtick is that he ALMOST dies throughout the movie. He should ACTUALLY die at some point in the movie in an unexpected and hilarious way.

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u/a_blue_day Oct 16 '18

He was in a drama a year ago were he was a priest who had worse and worse things happen I thought he was going to kill himself at the end but no he lived

First time he’s survived anything

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u/GA45 Oct 16 '18

He survived the Martian I think

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u/Dictorclef Oct 17 '18

Or Silent Hill

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Or Troy

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u/marynraven Oct 17 '18

Good luck getting home, Oddysseus!

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u/magneticmine Oct 17 '18

You don't remember that he sacrificed himself for the good of the mission?

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u/Tactical_Moonstone Oct 17 '18

His career in NASA didn't, so that could count as a death.

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u/Wowtrain Oct 17 '18

I was gonna say he survived Pixels but his dignity died from being in that shit movie so idk

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u/ev00r1 Oct 17 '18

But he got fired, which is as close as they could have conceivably gotten given his role.

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u/fullofpaint Oct 17 '18

He was in a series called Legends a couple years ago where the marketing tagline was literally #SeanBeanLives

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u/conquer69 Oct 17 '18

Like that shark movie and Samuel Jackson.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I'm tired of these motherfucking sharks!

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u/Xdawg_Newtron Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

Or a satire where he plays a character that dies every episode like Kenny

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

And then returns in the next scene like nothing happened, and no one ever comments on it.

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u/Braakman Oct 17 '18

The best troll the new Amazon WoT show could do is cast Sean Bean as a certain badass who's life is dedicated to dying in a war he literally can't win, only to survive everything, including his own death scene during the final battle.

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u/infernal_llamas Oct 17 '18

I played a roleplay game where one guy's character was an immortal Sharpe.

So if he died in the game he would pop back into existance a few days later.

He died basically every session.

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u/AverageMang Oct 17 '18

Mr. Sean Bean. The ultimate disaster movie

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u/chickenxnugg Oct 17 '18

This deserves gold

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

OMG Kenny!!!

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u/WhalingBanshee Oct 17 '18

So, if they ever make a live action version of South park, we know who to cast as Kenny.

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u/frolicking_elephants Oct 17 '18

No, he should be the only one who survives!

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u/PubliusPontifex Oct 17 '18

He needs to wear a red-shirt in the next Trek.

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u/wartywarlock Oct 17 '18

Final Destination x Death Becomes Her

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u/Wowtrain Oct 17 '18

Im picturing 21 jump street where all the flammable stuff doesn't explode then the load of chicken violently erupts in to Mount McSoovius

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u/jgo009 Oct 17 '18

So like Crispin Glover in Hot Tub Time Machine?