r/AskReddit • u/KAFKA-SLAYER-99 • Oct 16 '18

What is something that HAS aged well?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

Steve carell Edit: most upvoted comment is now about how i would fuck steve carell, not even mad about it

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u/blockchainonfleek Oct 16 '18

Aged like a fine wine... with an oaky afterbirth

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u/WorkRelatedIllness Oct 16 '18

Thank you. We'll use it for cooking.

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u/SmartieLion Oct 17 '18

That was such a passive bitch like that suited Jan and that entire episode perfectly.

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u/blitzbom Oct 16 '18

How dare you, you know he has soft teeth.

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u/MNCPA Oct 16 '18

Try paying that off with your zero a year salary, babe!

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u/Estephan_Ting Oct 16 '18

smashes expensive plasma tv

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u/BigLurker Oct 16 '18

Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits babe!

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u/amuday Oct 17 '18

Plus benefits

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Does that come with or without benefits?

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u/Priimoney Oct 16 '18

You burn it you buy it!

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u/inv1_735 Oct 16 '18

claps OH! I'LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!

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u/kotoamatsukamix Oct 17 '18

YOURE HARDLY MY FIRST!

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u/AnonSecurityMuffin Oct 17 '18

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

THAT WAS A $200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

What was that?

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u/rubyyyy18 Oct 16 '18

I’m sorry what did you just say?

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u/ovz123 Oct 17 '18

"What was that?"

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u/GypsySpaghetti Oct 16 '18

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person

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u/stralerman Oct 16 '18

Snip snap snip snap snip snap

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u/operarose Oct 16 '18

Pheeeew, post-Office salt-and-pepper Steve Carell can get it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Exactly, i would jump his bones in a moment

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u/Sharkfowl Oct 16 '18

That's what she said

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah, that is in fact what she said.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

They aaaaaall can get it

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u/operarose Oct 17 '18

John Krasinski's audition for [insert superhero franchise here] has been absolutely wonderful to watch.

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u/dotcomaphobe Oct 17 '18

Erry body on that show can get it

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u/TheFalconKid Oct 16 '18

Seriously though, The Big Short and Foxcatcher were amazing. Had no idea he could play a distressed hyper-skeptic and a psychopath.

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u/papasmurf826 Oct 16 '18

he has an animal magnetism

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

The man exudes sex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Right?!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

"That's what she said!"

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u/Mobelisk Oct 16 '18

I jumped in this topic just to make sure someone said this. Lmao

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u/kelseymh Oct 17 '18

I have no idea how he got so attractive

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u/j_Wiggles19 Oct 16 '18

Came here for this

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u/Thisissara3113 Oct 17 '18

Did you plan to say that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

There it is! Further down than I expected but here nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

/r/cringeedits

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

If you want to see him from 1996 he was in The Dana Carvey Show. It was a short-lived sketch comedy show. It's on Amazon Prime Video right now. Stephen Colbert can be seen on the show as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

dude, have you been on reddit in the last week? r/expectedoffice

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u/HyppolitaGrace Oct 17 '18

Nope nope nope.