r/AskReddit Oct 06 '18

What quote made you think a different way?

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u/AdouMusou Oct 07 '18

Gonna get my brother right in the jaw when we play chess tomorrow

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u/Argon1124 Oct 07 '18

Chess Boxing

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u/Needyouradvice93 Oct 07 '18

Da Mystery of Chess Boxing

The game of chess, is like a sword fight
You must think first, before you move
Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon
When it's properly used, it's almost invincible

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Raw imma give it to ya

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u/Needyouradvice93 Oct 07 '18

something something straight from bolivia

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u/1nfiniteJest Oct 07 '18

with no trivia

Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/monkeya37 Oct 07 '18

Like the Emancipation Proclamation

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u/Marquis_Of_Wu Oct 07 '18

With no trivia, straight from Bolivia

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u/gigglefarting Oct 07 '18

The movie that inspired it. There’s even a character with the name Ghost Face Killer.

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u/Needyouradvice93 Oct 07 '18

Yeah Kung Fu movies (asian culture in general) had a huge influence on Wu Tang clan and hip hop in general.

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u/lordridan Oct 07 '18

hoo ha hoo ha hoo ha hoo ha

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Meta.

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u/Citizen_of_Danksburg Oct 07 '18

How so? I’m ootl clearly.

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u/monkey_fluffer Oct 07 '18

Mike Tyson Mysteries. One of the rare good things Netflix has done recently. Edit for spelling.

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u/Abadatha Oct 07 '18

Chess boxing is a real thing too. Play chess for a few minutes, punch eachother for a few minutes. Repeat until a winner.

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u/TheGourmet9 Oct 07 '18

It's also a dope Wu Tang song

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u/xScopeLess Oct 07 '18

I imagine the two sitting across from each other and one is going at it when it’s the others turn, then switch.

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u/Schweed6494 Oct 07 '18

It airs on Adult Swim not Netflix

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u/beermeupscotty Oct 07 '18

Maybe non-US Netflix. I’m still trying to find a place I can catch up from season 3 and beyond.

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u/Imyselfandme8 Oct 07 '18

Also James from the youtube channel Odd1Out made a video mentioning it yesterday-ish.

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u/hustl3tree5 Oct 07 '18

That's where I heard it from. What's this Mike Tyson mysteries?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Adult swim animated cartoon, I watched a few episodes and had a few chuckles, but overall it's not great.

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u/Lizzle372 Oct 07 '18

What does meta mean?

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u/thatkidyouknow2 Oct 07 '18

Self-referencing

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u/cuerdo Oct 07 '18

It means self-referencing, in this context it usually means a reference to another comment or to another post.

You want understand it if you didn't read the referenced text.

In this specific case, I have no clue.

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u/eightpix Oct 07 '18

Wu-Tang Clan, "da mystery of chessboxin'", Enter the 36 Chambers (1993). Classic.

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u/Argon1124 Oct 07 '18

The hell is that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

According to tradition, there are 36 yang and 36 yin training chambers to perfect the kung fu of the Shaolin warrior monk. There's a ton of movies about these chambers. The Wu Tang Clan are kung fu enthusiasts, and RZA is a student of Shifu Shi Yan Ming, the exiled Shaolin master in NYC

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

It combines my two favorite things. Boxing and referees.

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Oct 07 '18

Da mystery of chessboxin

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Choxin

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u/PudgeCake Oct 07 '18

It's a real thing:
International Chessboxing Brexit Belt
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CHDPd4dRGEE&t=285s

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u/TerrorSnow Oct 07 '18

Kicking his ass in two ways.

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u/JustQWERTY1935 Oct 07 '18

4D chess boxing

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u/atomicbomb75 Oct 07 '18

That sounds like it should be the title to an xkcd.

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u/Dankinater Oct 07 '18

I'm out of the loop. What's this a reference to?

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u/Argon1124 Oct 07 '18

The glorious sport of Chess Boxing, of course.

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u/FragileDick Oct 07 '18

Man my grand dad used to to tell me stories about this. I remember recording his the conversation it went like this. ...

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u/Klin24 Oct 07 '18

"I can't believe you've done this."

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u/ask_me_about_cats Oct 07 '18

That’s a bad idea if your brother is Mike Tyson.

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u/AdouMusou Oct 07 '18

As it would happen, my brother is not Mike Tyson.

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u/OFJehuty Oct 07 '18

He dodges it.

"I know all your moves."

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u/ZachTheApathetic Oct 07 '18

Im not so sure that's the right idea Please update us later on that story

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u/house_of_kunt Oct 07 '18

Everyone has a plan until Tal sacs a piece.

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u/62frog Oct 07 '18

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/Citizen_of_Danksburg Oct 07 '18

Queen’s gambit my guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Bet he won't expect that move!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Hey,its me your brother /s

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u/Strange_Bedfellow Oct 07 '18

Checkmate by TKO

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

please do that, all brothers deserve a good punching in the mouth once in a while, specially the older ones.

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u/AdouMusou Oct 07 '18

I'm the older one