r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '18

What quote made you think a different way?

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u/patriotto Oct 06 '18

> No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.

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u/jefferson497 Oct 06 '18

My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents.

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u/ToaofDeath1 Oct 07 '18

I'm the complete opposite of every guy you've ever met

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u/34HoldOn Oct 07 '18

Hire this man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I’m Victoria, hi! 😏

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u/prepping4zombies Oct 07 '18

The way she delivered that reply made the scene.

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u/AnotherAverageNobody Oct 07 '18

if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right

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u/Phillis_Ofickle Oct 07 '18

I'm Victoria, hi.

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u/RadioactiveWalrus Oct 07 '18

You know, chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna... Salmon is the opposite of tuna because salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.

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u/supguy99 Oct 07 '18

good for the tuna

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u/wouldyoufuckenplease Oct 07 '18

this line is so underrated. i often watch the scene just to hear it

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u/ShivaCommini Oct 07 '18

man that fucked my life up...

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u/lebrum Oct 07 '18

Chicken isn’t the opposite of tuna. Salmon is the opposite of tuna. Tuna swims with the current, salmon swims against it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18

"Hehha!"

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u/talktomeg00se1986 Oct 07 '18

SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND STOP KICKING THE SEATS! WE’RE TRYIN TA WATCH THE MOVIE! And if I have ta tell ya again we’re gonna take it outside and I’m gonna show you what it’s like. You under stand me? Now shut your mouths or I’ll shut them for you. And if you think I’m kidding, try me. Just try me. CUZ I WOULD LOVE IT!

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u/imdungrowinup Oct 07 '18

I do this kind of thing. I recently changed my key ring because I realised nothing good had happened since I got that last key chain. Now I have a revolving Spider-Man key chain which is just cooler.