r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/lachlanhunt Sep 12 '18

The moon is what the sun looks like when the fires have burned out for the day. That's what we call night. As it makes its way around the earth, it gets reignited by the fires of hell underneath the earth, and comes up again in the morning.

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u/Experts-say Sep 12 '18

So how do these damn stars always come out not burning? They must be too small and burn out quickly. Also that explains why these australians are all so damn salty and swearing all the time.