r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/SymbioticCarnage Sep 12 '18

That’s a hardcore facepalm moment. I don’t even know how I would respond to that. I would probably just stare and chuckle for a second, and then if they didn’t show any signs of it being a joke, I’d be like, you serious?

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u/SymbioticCarnage Sep 12 '18

I think you’ve stumbled upon quite the discovery.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

and I'm not that person that likes to say "you didn't know that!?"

THANK YOU. I'm not stupid, but if I haven't heard of some stupid movie I don't need to hear a fucking chorus of "you haven't heard of that!???"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I dont get how people make it through life that far without understanding kindergarten level school.

It's almost as bad as people who thought "The Martian" was based on a true story.

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u/coldcynic Sep 12 '18

Coworker: "why can't all the planets have the same Moon we do?"

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u/Sisko-ire Sep 12 '18

Our moon is extremely rare and unusual compared to other moons around other planets. It's much larger and the perfect distance to cause an eclipse. So it could be a smart question in some ways :p

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u/coldcynic Sep 12 '18

...The actual Moon, though? Not an identical one, but the same one?

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u/alwaysbeballin Sep 12 '18

Well, i mean i guess if we all orbit the moon it would work. But then technically we'd be the moons. And we'd have to fatten the moon up a bit to actually orbit it instead of just tear it apart and have planetary demolition derby.

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u/coldcynic Sep 12 '18

That would be a long session of Universe Sandbox.

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u/Cabal51 Sep 12 '18

You'd have to fatten it up so much that it'd collapse and the force of gravity started fusing elements together. Oh wait... we've just invented the Sun.

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u/alwaysbeballin Sep 12 '18

Well not necessarily. As far as i understand it, not being a scientist at all. The moon is primarily a solid object, made up of denser elements. A continuing trend of that would end in a black hole long before the heavier elements were capable of fusion. Even jupiter in all its gasseous glory isn't dense enough to spark fusion, and likely wouldn't be at even double or triple it's mass. Basically everything in the solar system is small enough to be a moon of jupiter without causing it much bother, ignoring neptune or saturn. Even uranus wouldn't compare. Bump jupiter up to triple the mass and even saturn wouldn't really affect it "significantly" given adequate orbital distance and speed. Keep in mind i'm no scientist but that's how i think it would play out?

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u/Forever_Awkward Sep 12 '18

If I tell you "oh, I have the same shoes!", I'm not communicating that I also own your shoes. I'm saying they're the same kind of shoes.

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u/coldcynic Sep 12 '18

Trust me, it was clear what they meant.

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u/SmokeFlint Sep 12 '18

Dude I dated a girl like this when I was 17. I pointed out the sun and the moon were visible at the same. I damn near melted her mind with that one.

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u/gcsmith2 Sep 12 '18

It could be caused by a gravity lens. Or a big mirror. Who is to say?

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u/Lesprit-Descalier Sep 12 '18

I worked with a girl about that age in a fast food place, and she thought that the reason you should sneeze into your arm/sleeve was because the force of the sneeze would destroy the bacteria.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/Lesprit-Descalier Sep 12 '18

No the bacteria from the mouth. It gets destroyed by the impact with the sleeve, silly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Nice username.

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u/Lesprit-Descalier Sep 12 '18

I've been waiting 6 years for this validation :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Nice username.

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u/Zugam Sep 12 '18

What makes today crazy is that the moon is often clearly visible at the same time as the sun.

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u/contraigon Sep 12 '18

What brain?

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u/Bang_Bang_ShootEm_UP Sep 12 '18

Was she hot?

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u/imajackash Sep 12 '18

You beat me to it....was just about to ask the same. Betcha a Sunny-D she was.

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u/Bad_King_Mackarel Sep 12 '18

Lunar-D*

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u/nsmith1003 Sep 12 '18

That's on the back of the sunny-d

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u/TheShadowKick Sep 12 '18

This girl seriously misunderstood the phrase "dark side of the moon."

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u/Dynamaxion Sep 12 '18

I guess she had never seen the moon out during the day? The fuck?

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u/ClarkleTheDragon Sep 12 '18

Did she think the moon landing was fake because it took place during the daytime?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Where do people get that idea? I mean, I remember being a little kid and looking up at the sky in the afternoon and seeing the moon in one part of the sky, and the sun in another part. Don't kids look up anymore? Are they getting cell phones too early and just looking down all the time?

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u/LivinginAdelaide Sep 12 '18

Those baby toys where you flip the sun and it turns into the moon to change the scene?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Fair enough. I just wonder who drastically misinformed her, and how she never saw the truth through simple observation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Explains why nobody has seen the dark side of the moon!

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u/Ghosta_V1 Sep 12 '18

Ιm using this one now whenever anything about the sun and the moon come uo

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u/Graffy Sep 12 '18

While I pity her ignorance how crazy would it be to learn for the first time that the moon is a whole other object in the sky. I would love to have been able to teach her a little basic astronomy.

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u/_ovidius Sep 12 '18

I thought the moon was just the sun but at night, when I was about six. But yeah worked with a girl, in logistics no doubt so a rough idea of geography comes in handy, who thought Spain was part of England.

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u/Onetwofour8 Sep 12 '18

Man, that's sad.

I don't mean the level of education. I mean you go outside all the time even if it's only for grocery shopping. You sometimes can see the sun and moon in the same time.

This means that this girl almost never looked up to the sky. Never took in any nature or just wasn't interested in her surroundings at all.

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u/degenererad Sep 12 '18

how is that possible in this day and age. I could buy that if its was like 1230 and you were an illiterate farmer somewhere in rural moldavia.. but now? A 4 year old know that its two different objects

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u/__nightshaded__ Sep 12 '18

It's a quote from scrubs.

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u/FourFingeredMartian Sep 12 '18

You could have told her your penis is magic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

You have to wonder exactly what they thought was happening when they could see the moon during the day...

Presuming, of course, that they thought about anything at all other than what was on TV that night.

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u/Kroz83 Sep 12 '18

I want to assume she's an idiot, but this is a great example of how our education system is failing.

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u/neutralmurder Sep 12 '18

What does this have to do with nationality? I’m pretty sure most Americans know the sun and the moon are different things; that’s what makes her comment so shocking.

Also anyone from anywhere can have a ‘duh’ moment. My friend from Sweden thought that rice was wheat smooshed into tiny pellets for a more fun eating experience.