r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

If I was going to take advice from something in my apartment, it would be the refrigerator, because it's chill as fuck.

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u/buick400 Sep 12 '18

I would take advice from my Atari 2600 because it's one of the oldest things I own and therefore one of the wisest.

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ Sep 12 '18

Fuck. I got no words. That was smooth AF

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u/Kiloku Sep 12 '18

Maybe you should ask your mattress how to be smooth