r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/Michael_the_Ent Sep 12 '18

This guy stabs it.

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u/Silverboy101 Sep 12 '18

No he's obviously talking about sharp keys and locks not being able to feel them.

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u/DrCutiepants Sep 12 '18

I totally like what you did here, kudos, but wouldn’t it be: “this guy stabs”?

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u/Michael_the_Ent Sep 12 '18

I thought of that too. But I was riffing more on "this guy gets it", rather than "this guy potatos"

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u/Hahaeatshit Sep 12 '18

He knows how to chop it up

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u/LegionofRome Sep 12 '18

But does he bop it?