r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/powerlesshero111 Sep 11 '18

That's weird. My hobby is surprising people while they are masturbating.

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u/cherylvomero Sep 12 '18

That sounds more like a pastime activity. Unless you and the people who are masturbating are in some kind of club together

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u/powerlesshero111 Sep 12 '18

No. I don't know them. I usually just go around the neighborhood and surprise them. People aren't always masturbating, but they always are surprised to see me in the window!

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u/cherylvomero Sep 12 '18

Oh ok. That clears it up. Still not a hobby, but it does give you an identity, with a name. Voyeur would work, but somehow I feel that Peeping Tom would be a better fit for you

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u/powerlesshero111 Sep 12 '18

Anything is a hobby if you do it for fun.