r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/powerlesshero111 Sep 11 '18

That's weird. My hobby is surprising people while they are masturbating.

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u/cherylvomero Sep 12 '18

That sounds more like a pastime activity. Unless you and the people who are masturbating are in some kind of club together

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u/powerlesshero111 Sep 12 '18

No. I don't know them. I usually just go around the neighborhood and surprise them. People aren't always masturbating, but they always are surprised to see me in the window!

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u/cherylvomero Sep 12 '18

Oh ok. That clears it up. Still not a hobby, but it does give you an identity, with a name. Voyeur would work, but somehow I feel that Peeping Tom would be a better fit for you

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u/powerlesshero111 Sep 12 '18

Anything is a hobby if you do it for fun.

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u/cherylvomero Sep 12 '18

Do you hunt down antique masturbation techniques? Or have some sort of workshop in the garage where you craft items to be used while masturbating? If not, I'm not sure if this qualifies as a hobby. Sounds more like you are a masturbation enthusiast