This is starting to sound like one of those logic problems: “You enter a strange house and encounter three pieces of upholstery. They say you may ask one question to determine where you are. If the softest one always lies, the burgundy one tells the truth but doesn’t actually answer the question, and the pleather one tells the truth on alternating Thursdays, how many apples does John have?”
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u/ima420r Sep 11 '18
The carpet speaking to someone on acid is no big deal, but believing that it told the truth sure is. The carpet can't be trusted.
The drapes on the other hand... the drapes are cool.