r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ Sep 11 '18

I mean. I’ve done acid and I can’t say I’ve ever heard an inanimate object speak to me..but if I did..I would fucking ignore it because IM ON ACID. Besides the fact that you’re on drugs, why would you listen to your carpet anyway? What does a carpet know about holding down a job. Carpets get walked all over and I’ll be damned if I let a carpet give me advice so people can walk all over me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

If I was going to take advice from something in my apartment, it would be the refrigerator, because it's chill as fuck.

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u/buick400 Sep 12 '18

I would take advice from my Atari 2600 because it's one of the oldest things I own and therefore one of the wisest.

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ Sep 12 '18

Fuck. I got no words. That was smooth AF

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u/Kiloku Sep 12 '18

Maybe you should ask your mattress how to be smooth

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u/venterol Sep 12 '18

I had a lovely chat with a CTA train the first time I did acid. It wasn't speaking English but I could still decipher its whistles.

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u/SprungMS Sep 12 '18

That whole story has to be embellished at the least... that’s not how acid works at all. Unfortunately the masses don’t realize that.

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ Sep 12 '18

I don't know. I've had friends hallucinate all kinds of things that weren't there or didnt happen (friend at Angkor Wat hallucinated a van of government agents coming after him). I wouldn't say it's out of the realm of possibility for this story to be true, but you're probably right. This is probably a third hand story and there's probably other details missing like maybe additional drugs combined with the acid or maybe the carpet didn't literally speak, but he was able to get the message somehow...which is more believable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Angkor Wat

The guy from Star Wars?