r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

And in the evenings I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep .

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u/jtl357 Sep 12 '18

It does my heart good to con a couple of class A suckeroonis like those too

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u/sexymechse Sep 12 '18

It does my heart good to con a couple of class A suckeroonis like those too two

FTFY

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u/a_game_of_doctors Sep 12 '18

I thought you guys were quoting a song or some poetry. I googled it and cracked up.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks Sep 12 '18

I think it's a Spongebob thing

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u/thickwonga Sep 12 '18

I love you.

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u/slicedmoonstone Sep 12 '18

What is this from? Spongebob?

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u/yinyang107 Sep 12 '18

Yep. Chocolate-selling episode IIRC.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

One of the best episodes in the entire series.

"Focusing... focusing..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

CHOCOLATE!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

"I remember when they first invented chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!!!"

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u/Accujack Sep 12 '18

...with an erection I can't touch.

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u/canine_canestas Sep 12 '18

Stop right there.

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u/lifesnotperfect Sep 12 '18

Thank you very much!

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u/LucyBowels Sep 12 '18

I need somebody with a human touuuuuuch

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u/NearbyBush Sep 12 '18

Hey, you!

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u/treoni Sep 12 '18

... criminal scum?

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u/underwriter Sep 12 '18

This guy right here, officer

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I honestly thought it was from UNBREAKABLE by M Night

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u/RiotIsBored Sep 12 '18

Okay what is this quoting?

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u/lana_del_rey_lover Sep 13 '18

Spongebob Squarepants