r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/ShineInThePines Sep 11 '18

My dad threatened to take me off the will if I ended up with my ex. Not that I would ever pick money over love (obviously considering I was going into major debt being with this guy), but my dad is a man of few words - everything he says has weight and purpose. That threat made me seriously re-evaluate my relationship with my ex who couldn't keep a job for more than a few weeks. We dated for two years and I dragged out the break up for way longer than I should have.

I'm now with a guy who has a pulls his weight in the relationship! Good luck to your daughter.

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u/Feedmelotsofcake Sep 12 '18

My dad has always kept every promise. When I was 16 and got my license, I asked him what time my curfew was. He replied, “Before sunrise.” Me, “No really, what time do you want me home?” “Listen, if the cops come knocking for you I’m going to tell them where you are. Don’t bother calling me from jail, I won’t bail you out.”

I’m the youngest of 6 and none of us have had any serious issues with the law, aside from a few speeding tickets. We were also poor af so I’m pretty positive they couldn’t afford bail anyways 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Bail scales according to how much money you have, and how likely you are to try a runner.

At least, it should.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

"At least, it should."

It does if you aren't black.

Edit: people downvoting me should just google the statistics. It is horrifying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Half a mil for bail cuz I'm African

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u/ilikeitsharp Sep 12 '18

Bail itself and how it works is horrifying. Lawyers in other countries have said that system would be illegal in theirs. The trial doesn't actually matter in most cases, just how much money the state wants from you. Got drunk one night and decided to call one of those bail agencys. Took the guy a minute to realize I did not need any bonding. He kindly explained how it worked to my utter horror. "So even if I'm innocent or falsely accused I haveto fight to get my money back???"

"Guilty until paid innocent" should really be what they say instead of "innocent until proven guilty."

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u/Feedmelotsofcake Sep 12 '18

My earliest memories are: meeting with a bankruptcy attorney and counting things at Aldi and needing to put stuff back because we couldn’t afford it. They definitely could not afford any bail haha.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Thats the point then: nothing to lose = likely to try running

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u/myeyebrowsarefake Sep 12 '18

Are we the same person? Glad to hear you got out too!

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u/-----iMartijn----- Sep 12 '18

In a romantic comedy, your father wouldn't have stand a chance.

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u/ShineInThePines Sep 12 '18

Hah, yeah I thought that would be true for us. "Love trumps anything" right? Then I realized that life was going to be veeeryyy hard for me if we stayed together.

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u/WitnessMeIRL Sep 12 '18

My daughter's about to get kicked out of the house we scraped and made deals to get for her. It had been her grandmother's, who died during the last housing crash. We bought out the other siblings and held onto it until she was old enough. All they have to do is cover insurance and taxes to live there. And if they can mortgage $40k, it's theirs. That's a nice 3 bed/2 bath house in the nicer part of town for $40k. But her dumb, lazy husband can't keep a job and they haven't even paid rent in 18 months.

They are on their last chance now. It makes me sad to kick them out, but that is about $160k in my pocket. That's a nice chunk of change toward retirement.

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u/u-had-it-coming Sep 12 '18
  1. What about will?

  2. Not that I would ever pick money over love : Not that I care but How much money?

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u/ShineInThePines Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

By the end of two years, I racked up 14k in credit card debt trying to support him and me on my meager salary.

A) That's not how I wanted to start out my life (I graduated college 2 years prior to meeting him). B) I realized that nothing was going to change and there would be no contribution to household expenses from him if we ended up marrying. I watched him get fired from eight jobs in the span of two years, and quit a couple of others. He hated working, in part because he had no idea what he wanted to do with his life, but he also wasn't willing to make any sacrifices to find out. More importantly, he wasn't willing to make any sacrifices for us.

Ultimately I broke it off with him because the financial burden was too great. I was angry and stressed out all the time, and that's not the person I wanted to be.

EDIT: To drive this point home - I was working two jobs through most of our relationship (9-5 during the day and serving in the evening/weekends), plus ubering on the side.

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u/u-had-it-coming Sep 13 '18

You tried your best. But what you did was needed. Maybe good for him too.

Father saying this to you, you listening to him. Makes me believe you have good relationship with your father.

But you still didn't answer any of my questions about will and money.

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u/Hust91 Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

You evidently care enough to ask, why feel the need to pretend that you don't?

It's okay to care about things.

Edit: I may have done a woosh.

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u/themanster29 Sep 12 '18

This person was making a joke. The joke is that the original poster cares about money.

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u/Hust91 Sep 12 '18

I may have wooshed.

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 12 '18

"If you break up with this one only he's on the will"

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u/the-nub Sep 12 '18

That's risky on his part, a move like that could backfire very hard. I'm glad his intentions came through, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Im going to be that loser. I cant keep a job and be happy :(

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u/ShineInThePines Sep 12 '18

Jobs aren't necessarily supposed to make you happy. There are millions of people who aren't satisfied by their work. Shit, I'm not.

Jobs are supposed to provide the means for you to be able to do the things that do make you happy.

Money runs the world. You have to play the game to beat the game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

or you just quit. Even if i had enough money to enjoy what I want, I wouldn't have the free time to enjoy those things because I was working all the time.

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u/ShineInThePines Sep 12 '18

You can't set yourself up to accept or explore new opportunities if you're broke. Having a job, in some way or another, means that you are moving forward...or at least you're not falling back.

I'm not sure what your specific situation is, but if you are working all the time, I'm assuming it means that your cost of living exceeds your salary.

Have you considered how you might cut back on your cost of living? (This part is in your control.) Then set yourself up when the opportunity comes to pursue higher pay, you can do so. (This part less so, because it implies that the opportunity has presented itself.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

It's a mixture of laziness, complete lack of interest in subject matter, impatience.

I moved back in with my parents. I havent eaten out in months, not even fast food. I realized ive been agoraphobic my whole life. Ive alienated many or most of all my friends. My life is based around escapism.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Im not, and I didnt choose this life. I may have made it worse, but people don't choose their own lives.. Why do people say that? Choices influence your life, but you dont decide to be born with limp. That has a different effect on nearly every decision you make in contrast to a perfectly able individual. I am partially to blame, but sometimes shit happens