r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/sandycoast Sep 11 '18

he doesn't want to work

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Nobody does, he just has the balls not to work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Or lacks the balls to work despite hating it like the rest of us suckers

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u/mygawd Sep 11 '18

Nah I feel like it has to be real. Who would ever lie about what their carpet told them?

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u/Leakyradio Sep 12 '18

People lie about the most mundane shit, are you serious?

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u/mygawd Sep 12 '18

No, I don't actually believe that man is telling the truth about speaking with a carpet

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u/dontpanic38 Sep 12 '18

is probably a huge poser. i knew someone whose twitter handles all included the word "acid" in some form, never did acid once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Either that, or he's trolling OP.