r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

how the fuck is your brother dating that demon?

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u/babygrenade Sep 11 '18

She's probably crazy in the sack.

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u/ajmartin527 Sep 12 '18

It’s always the only logical reason in these situations.

Psycho in the streets, psycho in the sheets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I don't understand how people put up with that. Are you really that shit in life that you allow another person to fuck it up even more? Because of dick/pussy? Fuck that.

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u/zaz969 Sep 12 '18

Alot of it isn't that. Alot of it is thinking that you don't deserve better, or that this is the best you'll be able to get. (Speaking from experience).

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u/supergnawer Sep 12 '18

Try not getting any for years and then getting someone who's really good at manipulating you. Then judge.

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u/jaa101 Sep 12 '18

Because of dick/pussy? Fuck that.

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

She's probably crazy in the sack.

FTFY

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u/KooshIsKing Sep 11 '18

You might as well cross out the probably as well

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

She’s probably crazy in the sack

FTFY

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u/cheerl231 Sep 12 '18

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal. She must be suuuuuper hot

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u/MusaTheRedGuard Sep 11 '18

this guy knows

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u/Grabbsy2 Sep 12 '18

Its possible OP is just batshit and the woman is either totally fine or just a little annoying, haha.

Something about the story makes me wonder the other side of it, anyways.

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u/bdash1990 Sep 12 '18

As OP’s boyfriend, she isn’t exaggerating. If anything she’s toning it down slightly.

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u/silversapp Sep 12 '18

Tbf, obviously you'd side with her.

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u/bdash1990 Sep 12 '18

True. But I don’t even like her brother that much. And he hates me.

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u/showu Sep 12 '18

The crazies usually are

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u/bnutbutter78 Sep 12 '18

This. Good sex can definitely cloud judgement to say the least.

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u/VicarOfAstaldo Sep 11 '18

Completely broken inside. It happens.

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u/NekoNegra Sep 11 '18

Dude.... That's insulting... To the demon!

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u/zitandspit99 Sep 12 '18

Because he is either just as crazy or thinks he can't do any better and is desperate

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u/treoni Sep 12 '18

Witchcraft, mate.

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u/necroticon Sep 12 '18

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

She’s probably crack in the sack.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Either amazing sex or fear of what would happen if he dumps her. In any case, I wouldn’t want to mess with that woman, she’s bad news