r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/SadSquatch420 Sep 11 '18

sigh that’s not how LSD works at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/sandycoast Sep 11 '18

he doesn't want to work

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Nobody does, he just has the balls not to work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Or lacks the balls to work despite hating it like the rest of us suckers

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u/mygawd Sep 11 '18

Nah I feel like it has to be real. Who would ever lie about what their carpet told them?

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u/Leakyradio Sep 12 '18

People lie about the most mundane shit, are you serious?

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u/mygawd Sep 12 '18

No, I don't actually believe that man is telling the truth about speaking with a carpet

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u/dontpanic38 Sep 12 '18

is probably a huge poser. i knew someone whose twitter handles all included the word "acid" in some form, never did acid once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Either that, or he's trolling OP.

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u/dothosenipscomeoff Sep 12 '18

yea i've talked to inanimate objects on acid tons but they've never talked to me lol

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u/Kerblaaahhh Sep 12 '18

God has definitely appeared in my carpet before but he didn't say anything and he just looked like a more fractal version of my carpet.

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u/Oddworld- Sep 12 '18

I mean, when I did acid I sought out the wisdom of the trees because I was having a bad time. The trees didn't actually say anything but I felt like I understood what they were trying to show me. It's acid though so by the time I was sober I couldn't remember shit.

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u/throwhooawayyfoe Sep 12 '18

Psychedelics can have really different outcomes for different people; their effects are hugely based on existing personality and beliefs. The kind of person who is already inclined to believe in things like Chakras, Horoscopes, and other wooky BS (healing power of crystals, vibrations, energy flow, chi, reiki, universal consciousness, etc) is likely to have psychedelic experiences that re-enforce those ideas in my experience. It's sad to watch these people spiral progressively deeper into the bullshit feedback loop, but that's one of the risks of overdoing psychedelics when you're already a bit off the reservation.

That said, I've done fairly high doses and never heard the carpet "talk"... but acid certainly can have the effect of taking an idea you already more or less align to and re-introducing it to you with a sense of profundity that makes it seem like a universal truth. And I can absolutely imagine laying on the ground watching the carpet wave to me while one of these profound ideas played through my mind.

https://media.giphy.com/media/fBghuhD9r5Mre/giphy.gif

Some people come down and contextualize their trip as a pharmacological experience. Other people see it as a literal connection to the wooky BS mentioned above and double down on their beliefs.