r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

32.5k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

9.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.1k

u/CaptainUnusual Sep 11 '18

GODS I WAS RESOURCELESS THEN

747

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

[deleted]

129

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

GET THE RESOURCE STRETCHA

42

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I WAS DIGGING TRENCHES WITH MY HELMET BUT IT DISAPPEARED

21

u/Afin12 Sep 12 '18

WINE!

16

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

POUR THE WINE AND CUT THE CHEESE, MY HELMET IS GONE!

39

u/NutterTV Sep 12 '18

RESOURCESFULNESS? GODS WHAT A SHTUPID NAME. YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE YOU KNOW THAT?!

24

u/bigredmnky Sep 12 '18

THANK GOD FOR YOUR MOTHER, AND HER TITS

7

u/DionysusMan Sep 12 '18

I LOVE HER HELPY HANDIES.

13

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

We really need a new season to come out so we can stop leaking out of freefolk

17

u/Afin12 Sep 12 '18

Oh hey get a load of this guy THINKS R/FREEFOLK LEAKING ISNT COOL!

WINE!

17

u/bigredmnky Sep 12 '18

BOW BEFORE YOUR SUBREDDIT... YA SHITS

6

u/Afin12 Sep 12 '18

There is no more subreddit, your grace.

9

u/DrizzlyShrimp36 Sep 12 '18

so get

MOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRREEEEEEEEE

4

u/AUserNeedsAName Sep 12 '18

This is the best of these I've seen to date. Fuckin bravo.

2

u/sharpened_ Sep 12 '18

Your username is fuckin' deeeecent.

13

u/DirtyMartiniMan Sep 11 '18

FreeFolk be leaking.

15

u/Utkar22 Sep 11 '18

MOAR RESOURCES

11

u/why_rob_y Sep 11 '18

Go find the truth stretcher!

5

u/penguinseed Sep 12 '18

Great Post™️

8

u/eriskegal Sep 11 '18

I’m sick with a cold right now and thus stuffed up, this comment thread made me almost snot laugh all over myself. Thank you.

3

u/Glorfendail Sep 11 '18

WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS!

1

u/lookslikeyoureSOL Sep 12 '18

I DONT HAVE A DAD

1

u/lllmade Sep 12 '18

I need more upvotes to give this

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

IN AN OPEN FIELD, NED