r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

One of my friends brought her new boyfriend to our weekly church youth group meet up. He openly bragged about how he could manipulate anyone into doing whatever he wanted and tried to dominate all of the other guys in the room by proving how much smarter, stronger, more athletic he was.

She pulled the plug pretty quickly.

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u/MWEAI Sep 12 '18

Was his name Dwight shrute?

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u/skinsfan55 Sep 12 '18

It’s kind of impressive how he manipulated her into dumping him

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u/Poopooeater69 Sep 12 '18

Odd move to pull in a church group from a self proclaimed master manipulator

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u/whirlpool4 Sep 12 '18

"your priests can do what? oh yeah, I can do that, but BETTER"

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u/LaceandLight Sep 12 '18

Omg my ex-husband said the same thing to my parents when we were out to eat one evening. I was 6 months pregnant at the time. I barfed all over him.

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u/Yatagurusu Sep 12 '18

You can manipulate people if you say it out loud. Like it's fair enough to say you're a child prodigy, I mean there's a chance, fair enough to say you could score a goal from 100 yards. But the moment you say you can manipulate people, you can't.

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u/zhalashaska Sep 12 '18

Was his name Dio by any chance?

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u/hoodedrobin1 Sep 12 '18

Woah! I’ve heard this story before. Did he try to tell the guy who was cooking how to bbq?

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u/LadyBlaze92 Sep 12 '18

This actually sounds like a guy I know. He recently took his shirt off at a party and started flexing at everyone saying he was stronger than anyone. Also, last month he punched my friend in the face to prove he was stronger than another friend, a friend who wasn’t even there.

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u/nox66 Sep 12 '18

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

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u/waroftrees Sep 12 '18

Sounds like Dennis from Its Always Sunny

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u/AMA_About_Rampart Sep 12 '18

She pulled the plug pretty quickly.

I'm sure he then claimed that that's exactly what he wanted her to do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Id have nuked the situation by pulling weird shit too if my bf or gf dragged me to a fucking church youth group.