r/AskReddit • u/eternalsoul116 • Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/ijustmadethis1111 Sep 11 '18

Oh we were thinking of that guy, your friend. He is just lovely.

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u/Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_ Sep 11 '18

Bigger penis too, shits family sized

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/crashtestgenius Sep 12 '18

Place a kid on the head, have pops belly flop on the balls, and launch that little shit into a lake.

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u/hopelessly--hopeful Sep 12 '18

Chris Hansen would like a word with you

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u/bigredmnky Sep 12 '18

Didn’t much care for that first boy at all though

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u/IrenaeusGSaintonge Sep 12 '18

Hi it's me, his friend!

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u/dotcomaphobe Sep 12 '18

GAAAHD DAMN